Virge Randall: DON’T GET ME STARTED

I’ve had a 212 area code my whole life, and met my first tourist in college, when I took a bunch of fellow freshmen to Alphabet City to see a real New York apartment.  They could not figure out how to operate a pull chain toilet.

I am currently a freelance writer/publicist; I’ve been a UPI business reporter, a trivia challenge hostess, and for one shining evening, a pilot of the Staten Island Ferry. I knew Save the Robots when it was a hardware store, and…wait, don’t get me started.